Tuesday, 21 October 2008

A brief history of the last week or so...

Just to clarify things: I am not an escort.

I feel somewhat compelled to write this, given that I have just been bombarded with a day of ridiculous emails from a man who believes me to be thus, despite it being written clearly that I do not provide a sexual service.
Apparently my declination to meet with him (and have sex in his hotel room) is due to my overwhelming prejudice against disabled people, (Well, possibly, if you count utter stupidity as a disability...) and I have been flooded with emails arguing the finer points of my Spankee Finder profile.

As such, I'd throw a quick warning out there to any of the girls on there as a Spankee just now to watch out for this man contacting you. The mails from him have descended into such offensive garbage that I've had to block his email address. Email me if you need me to clarify identity - I won't post any details here, despite my obvious huge discrimination against disabled people.

Anyway, enough of the joys of email and phone abuse that some of us ladies get on a fairly regular basis. What is happening in Amy-Land just now?

Well... as most of you have gathered, I am now a London resident, so am doing 121 (and, indeed, 221 and 321!) sessions - sub, domme, or switch. I had a particularly lovely day last week for a slave's birthday, where myself, the formidable Miss Parker and Kirstyn dished out a breathtaking judicial punishment - Happy Birthday slave H!

Yesterday I got to catch up with Mr D, who I'd not seen for many months. He made up for the lack of contact with various implements, and sent me a couple of pictures to share:

That, incidentally, is my "wench" outfit. :) Embarrassingly, he also showed me how to use a couple of features on my iPhone that I'd not managed to achieve in the first two weeks of having it. I could have just read the manual, I suppose... but where's the fun in that?

Later this week, in amongst my rather frighteningly busy real social life, I have a private party with the super Sam Johnson, then next week sees my first Moonglow party for four years.

Especially exciting is next Thursday's Kane Party - not only is the awesome Leia-Ann Woods going to be there as well to have yet more fun with (we spent a whole afternoon being smooth at our pub lunch on sunday, which was splendid!) and not only will I get to see some of you boys reading just now who I haven't seen in months, but some of you may have noticed that the cover girl on the latest issue - number 103 - is somewhat familiar...

There is a 7 page interview with me, with accompanying pictures, inside the mag too, as well as a photo-set from one of my recent films from Northern Spanking so ardent fans should be particularly pleased.

If you're attending any of the parties, especially the Kane one, and wish me to sign your magazine, then by all means bring it along! (with a nice Sharpie marker that I can sniff at the same time) - if you're not, then... well... WHY NOT?! ;)

What else... Oh, I recently went over to Holland to shoot with Girls In Cuffs - a site that pretty much does what it says on the tin, let's be honest.

Here's a wee preview - there's already a set up on the site too. And a (probably exceptionally embarrassing) video of me attempting to get out of said cuffs.

Hmmm... that's it for now. More soon, I hope!!


Thursday, 16 October 2008

7 Deadly Sins Meme

Well, considering Niki tagged me in this I should probably finally get round to it. Who knows when she may next get the opportunity to cane me, but I should probably keep on her good side, don't you think?


1. With whom did you last get angry?

Genuinely, blind angry, as opposed to pissed off angry (which is most of the time, depending on what irritations the public throw at me each day) was probably my ex. Enough said!

2. What is your weapon of choice?

Physics; being able to lower my centre of gravity, or feel out the best leverage point for maximum effect. I love knives a great deal, as Lucy and Paul will testify, but wouldn't use one in a real fight.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?

In a fight? Er, yes, if he was going to batter me first!

4. How about of the same sex?

Have you seen girls fight? It's not about slapping and nails and hair pulling anymore... Bloody crazy women.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?

I'd take a guess at the ex, per above, but I apparently drove my more recent partner insane overnight last month due to having a very restless night, and thrashing about /shouting in my sleep. I was oblivious, of course, even when he smacked me to try and wake me up. He ended up giving up and going to do some work, so was in less than a good mood in the morning.

6. What is your pet peeve?

I can only choose one??! People who force their beliefs/lifestyles on me is a high scorer just now.
People who rape the English Language in general, but especially people on the "scene" who have decided that because they are "kinky" they are exempt from needing to write like a normal person, and scatter r/Random C/capitals everywhere to P/presumably denote their W/wanker s/Status.

And yes, I may indeed receive emails from people like this quite often. Don't do it, kids.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?

Oh, I keep them. Depends what's happened, and it must be pretty severe, but I can keep them, then have the person who wronged me never actually know if I have genuinely forgiven them or not, but still be outwardly lovely to them. Adds a nice tension to their day. :)


1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?

Take my medication...

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?

Ummm... not really a valid question. When I'm ill, I might sleep all day. Or I might need to pull an all-night travel situation or somesuch. So it varies vastly.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't.

I could look at my to-do list here and pick about 4 names off it. Obviously I'm not going to. But there's a few people. Emails stack up and disappear from my inbox quite quickly now.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?

It would probably be blaming the ever-glorious tube for my being late, when in fact I couldn't find any clothes and left the house late as a consequence.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?

I don't have a TV, and not sure we get those much over here?

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?

Thursday. Yup. Shocking. A week ago. Have been running round like a loon since though, so not been entirely inactive.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?

Twice. Mainly because it's a new phone and I couldn't work out how to turn it off.


1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

Hot: Soya hot chocolate.
Cold: Most Champagne and cocktails made thereof.

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?

I only eat white meat, but will eat either colour on poultry.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?

I'd ask the ambulance that picked me up afterwards. Too much, and enough for alcohol poisoning for some time.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?


5. Do you have an issue with your weight?


6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?

I have a predominantly sweet tooth, but I love a nice olive, or a tasty curry.

7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?

No. I like animals, and wouldn't sully my body with child meat.


1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

Lordy, an awful lot.

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?

Umm... not as many as Niki, I'd guess. My nude work isn't quite as prolific as hers! More than enough in person though.

3. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?

Depends on all sorts. I like nice arms on guys. On girls it's probably eyes or lips.

4. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?

All the time. I quite like how as a woman I can get away with it a bit more when I stare at a fabulous rack. No, it's probably just as rude, but you still get away with it much better than if a guy did it. ;) As for crotches - I can't help it. It's not even a sexual thing. I will notice if people's flies are undone as they walk in a room - even periphally. Then I have to find a way of telling them. It's fine if I know them, but it can be a bit harder with strangers.

5. Have you done it?


6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?

Not as such. One tried to start a fight with me for walking on her patch. I've been propositioned *as* a perceived prostitute on the street a few times. Once was at 8am, when I was walking home from a party. Nice.

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?

Yup. I have an abject fear of being pregnant, so always have a few tests in stock at any given time - saves sleepless nights.


1. How many credit cards do you own?


2. What's your guilty pleasure store?

eBay is king, but I've found a couple of very awesome shops with lovely jewellery and bags down here recently, which I may take a trip to in the event I have any spare cash in the next year. We won't start talking about shoes just now.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?

Buy lots of presents for people, pay off mortgage/cards etc, get some serious investment advice considering the current joys of the world's finance.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?

Oh rich, totally. Who wants a camera in their face at all hours?

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?

Ergh. I'd absolutely say no, but sometimes you just need to buckle down and make some money for a while.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?

Not a great deal, actually. I find it very hard to consider.

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?

No idea. Apparently there are 209 albums on my iTunes. I think I've bought most of them though.


1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?

Passing my driving test during one of the more difficult periods of my life.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?

I'd imagine it's an awful lot; they're my parents.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?

Oh, all sorts. Bungee jumping, going to Paris, seeing justice served on various miscreants.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?

A little. I guess. Although it depends on what the contest was.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?


6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?

Buckled down and did some work for the first time in a week or so.


1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?

Erm... One of my friends has some really fabulous boots that I've always been dying for.

2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?

What is that? Like Wife Swap? I wouldn't want someone else living in my world.

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?

I'd want to be myself. I'd love bits of other people's bodies, or their material effects and lifestyles, but not to actually be someone else.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?

Ach, just now it's a question we don't ask. Who knows.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?

Just one?

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?


7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?

Well the only really fun ones are Lust, Gluttony and sometimes Anger...

Sunday, 5 October 2008

The wanderer begins her return

So Amy is now resident in London. It's been a rather long and still-challenging process due to various fabulous real-life factors (why can't it all be like our movies? Oh. Actually. Best not answer that...) but I am finally starting to be able to sit down and blog again. I am also now available for more frequent London 121 sessions, so drop me a line if you're eager! I apologise to any of you who've tried to phone me recently: Telephony .V. Amy has been a most exciting match series this autumn, with Telephony soundly beating her (and not in the way we are most accustomed) on no less than two of her handsets. Yes. I have lost one phone and had the other stolen, so currently about 8 people have a number they can contact me on. I'm working on getting this sorted just now, but please be patient and just email me in the meantime. ;)

I'm currently having a quick look through the recent Northern Spanking updates and chuckling rather a lot at the set entitled "Bitter Moon."

I remember shooting this set (quite some time ago, too.) and seeing that the call sheet just had "Bitter Moon" written on it. As you'll see in the set, we had so much fun dousing my cleavage, top and just about everything else with milky products we decided to do it again. Now do you see why perhaps I shouldn't wish that my life completely resembles one of my movies? ;)

Speaking of Northern, I got a glimpse or two of the latest film update "Spanking Miss Jones", which is an actual FEAST for anyone who loves Leia-Ann Woods, or Stockings, or Legs, or incredible patent black stilettos. If you love all four, you may want to have a paramedic standing by before you watch the film, as the opening sequence especially is just hot hot hot.

I must away to bed just now. Bye for now! x